1. Galactic smoothie
Rattle spits, sink boats, game of Battleship
Ladder trip, crystal shatter like an amethyst
Bladder sick, quick better flip if you handle rips
Dabs to the tip black whole watch the matter split
Blow like a trumpet, roll and you plummet
Take a bowl to your soul and there's a hole in your stomach
Munchies, cookies crumble with the Cheetos
Path, weed blows, in the sun that makes the seed grow
Hee Ho! Rappers thinking that they pack goods
Act hood, on the mic, they get rolled like a Backwoods
Soft, they're born with the rudiness
You're not sweet and I'm Orange with the Julius
Bump tunes, surrounded by these Trump goons
Lunch room, zoom, hallucogenic like a mushroom!
Punch doom! A lot of rappers in the wrong shoes
Got em spinning swimming doing circles like a clock moves!
Rock dudes! Make them swallow they Gollum,
A poet I'm awesome, the rawest, You're slow like a possum
Rock em, sock em like a robot
Know-Nots, so stock every time their flow drops!
Commercial, but you'll never find the info
Skip slow, give me beats and I ride them like a nympho
Pin Poke, so thin until the pin shows
Thick snow, radiate heat until my skin glows!
A spaz with the fans,
nab at the chance to grab at the lands
And advanced are my plans, you want to hazard the dance
Not fair in my lair, they palm air like there's jazz in their hands
They all stare!
Like at a girl with some long hair
Kush! Bong until I've gone cares
Laid back like a bomb chair!
Bomb weed, so gone you want your Mom there
Long blair, ratatat goes the tom, snare
Chronic robotic methodic in feet
The hum, I'm so dumb, I hear drums but they're not on this beat!
Toxic, illogic, erotic, unique,
Umm, Big Shaq, They're not hot on this street
Not honest but weak, demolish physique
These pricks think they're sick but my vomit has peaked!
Abolish these geeks! Puffing on a doobie
Chilling while they're mad and their function's unruly
Who, me? They're sad or something is truly,
Wrong on a mic like they're sucking on a smoothie!
Who-wee! I'm RUDELY fantastic,
you dudes be this plastic, not truly a classic
Make your frame go smoothly in traffic
I feed off the stars like my smoothie's galactic!